If You Were a Nose Nugget I’d Pick You First

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This song started coming to me a few days ago, and I came back to it today and finished it. I went ahead and recorded it tonight, because it felt like with this song, if I didn’t do it now, it might not ever happen.


Lyrics and Guitar Chords:

( capo wherever it works for your voice)

Intro:
G D G

G                                                C
If you were a nose nugget I’d pick you first
G                                                     C            D
If you were a nose nugget I’d pick you first
G
If you were a nose nugget
C
And I needed to unplug it
G                           D                G
If you were a nose nugget I’d pick you first

If you were a library book I’d check you out
If you were a library book I’d check you out
If you were a library book
I’d give you a second look
If you were a library book I’d check you out

CDG

If you were an old smelly shoe I’d look into your soul
If you were an old smelly shoe I’d look into your soul
If you were an old smelly shoe
I already said what I would do
If you were an old smelly shoe I’d look into your soul

If you were a transplant surgeon I’d give you my heart
If you were a transplant surgeon I’d give you my heart
If you were a transplant surgeon
Then you could help my heart stop hurting
If you were a transplant surgeon I’d give you my heart

CDG

If you were a cute little puppy I’d take you for a walk
If you were a cute little puppy I’d take you for a walk
If you were a cute little puppy
And you had to take a little dumpy
If you were a cute little puppy I’d take you for a walk

[back to verse 1]


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